Wednesday, June 1, 2011

CANADA'S REAL TEAM

TOP TEN REASONS TORONTO PREFERS BOSTON FOR THIS YEAR'S STANLEY CUP

10. Same historic rival = Montreal Canadiens
9. Boston helps its neighbours in crises, Vancouver doesn't know what neighbours are.
8. Before the 2010 Olympics most Vancouverites thought hockey was played on grass.
7. No one from Boston ever called us up in February to brag they were already planting their tulips.
6. Like Toronto, Boston is an original 6 team, Vancouver started off in something called the PCHL...
5. People from Boston are friendly, nuff said.
4. Boston plays out of TD Gardens - yeah, that's right, the Toronto Dominion Gardens!
3. Boston has a Canadian head coach, Canadian GM and more Canadian players than "canada's team"!
2. When someone from Boston learns you're from Toronto they actually give a crap.
1. Boston's historic claim to fame? A tea party. Vancouver's? A run down section of town named after a flatulent guy named Jack.

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