C'MON CHARLIE BROWN, I PROMISE I WON'T PULL THE BALL AWAY...

I just heard Harper on the radio saying, "This Government will introduce legislation in the fall to get tough on crime."

Sure you will, and before it becomes law you'll prorogue Parliament AGAIN, so it can join the other 7 "Tough on Crime" bills that died last fall when you decided to save your own neck rather than do anything.

Gotta hand it to you, Stevie! You're the Lucy holding the football to our Charlie Brown. With your, "I promise I won't pull it away this time." Shtick.

Who could've guessed that Shakespeare was referring to you when he wrote: "Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

Well, Stevo, Canadians are used to getting nothing from your so-called Conservatives, nothing except empty promises. Thankfully most of us are smart enough not to pin any hopes on you actually doing something, although I hear 2 out of every 10 Canadians still qualify as Blockheads.