Something posted on one of the blogs I troll… Enjoy
A page from Harper's daily agenda:
7 am - walk cat, have morning constitutional.
7:30 - Breakfast
8:00 - move bowels again.
8:30 - lie and deceive
10:00 - spend next half hour sitting on toilet.
10:30 - publicly take credit for something good, even though had nothing to do with it.
11:30 - accuse liberals of something, slur Iggy.
12:00 - time to have a bowel movement to make room for lunch
12:30 - Lunch
3:00 - post lunch bowel movement.
3:30 - continue to lie and deceive.
etc, etc.
I wish our PM would spend MORE time in the loo. It seems it's the only time he's not lying or incompetent.
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